Hey dudes and dudettes! Looking for a dojo where you can practice your ninjitsu skills? There is a secret lair in Manhattan is THE place to order up a pie, shoot some hoops & chill with your squad. Don’t sweat the 10 bucks, we’ll pay you back after you stay. Good times! Some people call us the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but at home we’re just Leo, Raph, Donnie, and Mikey. When we’re not training in our secret dojo, we’re out saving the city — and the planet — from this totally bad dude, Shredder. We’re about to go halfway around the world to shut down his latest nutso scheme. Peace out!
This high-tech dojo is fully loaded…a glow in the dark basketball court, a retro arcade, more video games with a pretty sweet tv wall…anything for hanging ninja-style.
Sorry the Turtles will not be there to greet you as Dude! we’re out. Got evil to fight, battles to win. So we won’t be there.
For every guest that stays, we’ll donate some dough in their name to PACER’s National Bullying Prevention Center. Together we can shell shock bullying, cause that’s what bros do.
Catch us in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows from Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies, out in theaters June 3rd.
As awesome as this is Sorry bro, all nights are booked up, but follow @TMNTMovie for hints on when we’re out of the Lair again so you can crash.